Snazzy Suits 2.0

Hello.

When I first started this blog, I wanted to see whether or not I could be able to handle the responsibility it takes to build and maintain a great website. I also wanted a public, personal place to develop my writing skills, as well as a number of odd ideas I’ve had. Since that time, I’ve made a number of mistakes that have prevented me from dedicating any time to achieving those goals. Unfortunate still, I’m not especially sure if I’m in a better position to dedicate time than I was when I made my first post two years ago. However, while I don’t know if I’m in a better position, I do know that I’m infinitely more willing to try.

Yes, it has been far too long since I’ve posted anything, and the unyielding force of time has made me forget how much (positive) anticipation I get from writing something for people to read. Reading over my first posts though, has made me reflect on how much I miss putting something out for public viewing. This is not to say that they were all good, however. The special “present” for my dad is sure to be one of my absolute favorite things I’ve written, while the second post has left me wondering how little sleep I had when I was writing it. And I definitely wouldn’t mind tightening things up or fixing some horribly egregious grammar errors. I guess those are just part of the risks you take…

Way back in my first post, I said that “the chief reason why I started this blog is because I love to write.” I hope I can prove that, and that it won’t be a complete disaster this time.

So, assuming all goes well, expect some things in at least the coming months.

Thanks to all those who’ve stopped by and to all those who will.

-Chris

Tales from the crypt

Don’t beat me up TOO badly for being late again, but I absolutely promise to have something by this weekend. In the meantime, here’s a little hint as to what the topic is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M

Alright, so not really a hint as much as an excuse to get caught up on a great show for added context before coming back this weekend.

See you soon!

-Chris

Happy Anniversary of Julius Caesar’s Death!

Hello!

For those keeping track at home it’s been almost a year since I’ve last updated my “daily” blog. There are a lot of factors and a number of reasons why this is, chief among them being that I just wasn’t prepared to take on the challenge.

Well now that some time has passed I think that I am able to handle more – not “daily blog” more, but definitely more than what I’ve published. So anyone still willing to check me out can expect something substantial on a more frequent basis – my goal is at least a post every two weeks – and hopefully a greater variety of stuff. I’ve had ideas that I’ve wanted to explore since I began Snazzy Suits and with a little persistence on my end it looks like I can make that happen.

Thanks for taking the time to read. And check back often for new things that I find cool…

…like THIS for instance!

-Chris

P.S. Happy belated Pi Day!

EDIT: So apparently this didn’t post yesterday, my mistake. But since we’re here, Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Stranger Than Fiction: Getting to know you

As promised, here is my first column for my school’s newspaper, The FAMUAN:

Hello, welcome to the first of what I hope to be an ongoing column. I want our time together to be as personal as possible, so here are a few basic things to know about me and the future of the column.

Some of you might be wondering why I would choose “Stranger Than Fiction” as a title. For starters, I wanted the title to emphasize the complex, often-strange nature of the world. We attend such a unique school during a time of huge social and technological progression and hopefully the title reflects its varied, exciting character. Also, I am going to be writing about books fairly often, so I think it is a nice turn-of-phrase.

Speaking of books, I have a lot of “favorites” when it comes to books and various other media. Probably the best way to describe my tastes is “eclectic,” and I tend to consider a lot of examples. To give you an idea of what you’re working with; I can easily go about reading “A Farewell to Arms” after having just seen Back to the Future Part II, while simultaneously listening to Ben E. King’s Stand by Me and eating a genuine Philly Cheesesteak.

This most likely has to do a lot with my background as a military brat and having to move every few years. I spent my infancy living in Georgia and Texas before moving to North Carolina and then Virginia. Afterwards, my family set up shop in Minnesota before moving to Iowa, where I spent the majority of my childhood. We then moved back to Georgia before finally settling down near Washington D.C.

Besides writing, I enjoy reading, watching movies, and the occasional hike. However, being on a shoestring budget hasn’t really afforded me a lot of opportunity to indulge in them this year, so writing has been my “go-to” hobby.

As is the case with most writers, I hope to establish an intellectual discussion between everyone reading my work. A public forum is a precious thing and I want to make sure that I provide the best material possible.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to email me and the rest of The FAMUAN staff. I like to think that we accept criticism well, and I promise I won’t bite.

Hopefully you’ll get something out of this. I want to offer something significant and I’m certainly looking forward to seeing what I can do.

Observant readers might be keen to point out that there are similarities between this and my first post on Snazzy Suits. That would be because I used it as the basis. Fortunately, I don’t think it counts as plagiarism seeing as I wrote it.

Let me know what you think. And as always, thanks for stopping by!

 

-Chris

 

*I know I said that these would be available every Wednesday, but there was some mis-communication on my part and it had to be pushed back to a later edition of the paper. During that time I edited to make it as personable as possible. Anyway, I’m sorry for the delay.

** Also, have a great weekend!

New News!

Okay, so another week where I try to justify why I missed my already sketchy deadlines. Well, this time I think it’s a little more legitimate.

As is usually the case, school work has been eating into my time, but that’s nothing new. What’s really been an obstacle for me was making sure that I divide my time and priorities evenly. As such, I’ve taken it upon myself to make a weird semi-convoluted schedule for myself. Hopefully this means more posts per week, but I can’t make any promises, sorry.

What I CAN promise, however, is at least one new article every Wednesday during April. The reason? I’ve just been made a columnist for my school’s newspaper, The FAMUAN. I’m extremely excited, but also anxious about the consistent deadline (if you couldn’t tell already, I’m kind of a slow writer). No worries, though, I’m confident that I can put out a good job. So look forward to a new column here: Snazzy Suits’ “Stranger Than Fiction.”

Until then, have a great weekend everyone!

-Chris

Critical Hit!

Hi Everybody!

As some may have noticed – what with my lack of regular updates per week – keeping up with a blog is proving to be more challenging than I anticipated. However, I knew from the start that this would be different for me and I intend to do my best. I promise to make an effort to update more frequently with some new ideas for posts, features, and maybe even videos! So if you want to see me embarrass myself, stay tuned.

In the mean time, that still leaves Snazzy Suits without a significant, satisfying post. Not to worry though, I have that covered. Below, you will find an opinions article I did for my school’s newspaper The FAMUAN, courtesy of Florida A&M University’s newspaper staff. It’s been my experience that people sometimes relieve stress or anger by tearing into something, be it physically or mentally. As a sign of goodwill, feel free to rip this article a new one with absolute fervor. Edit, lambaste, throw fire at it, anything you want.

The experience of living on a campus as a freshman is similar to the experience of an average childhood in that each provides important development, but would probably not want to be fully relived by anyone. Surprisingly, the reasons why one would not want to relive either experience are also similar: there is an implied lack of freedom as well as an overall restriction on one’s life.

For a number of freshmen, the prime example for this implied lack of freedom is the rule which, in effect, denies freshmen use of their own vehicle on campus. The merits of this rule can be debated, but there is no doubt that its existence can feel very discouraging for freshmen, as owning a car has been a sign of maturation and freedom for teenagers since the 1950’s.

It should be said that not having a car is just a feature in the underlying “problem” of staying on campus as a freshman: the relative limitations of engaging in one’s personal lifestyle choices.

This problem can find its way in something as simple as food choice. Out of monetary and scheduling convenience, a freshman might have to go to the same nearby places for food he or she might not necessarily want.

Where the conflict might be most common however, is the living circumstances in dorm rooms. It goes without saying that the communal nature of dorm rooms is expected to be different from how most students have lived up until that point, but the disturbances placed on many residents (whether by staff or other residents) can be disheartening.

For instance, in Sampson Hall many are often vocal about mandatory meetings and the $25 dollar charge for a misplaced key card. Residents are likewise vocal about the occasional late-night fire alarm prank as well as the need to wipe toilet seats of urine.

As an out-of-state, full-time student, it is for the best to stay on campus during the sophomore year, but given enough funds it is easy to see living in an apartment instead.

However, this is not to say that staying on campus freshman year is detrimental.

The likelihood of having one’s desires and lifestyle completely accommodated is slim, and it is good to have that lesson reinforced. Additionally, the living situation of dorms provides a chance for residents to meet potential friends who might not have otherwise interacted.

As was mentioned before, living on campus freshman year is an important development similar to childhood. And like childhood, there comes a point where one accepts that development and begins to establish who he or she wants to become.

If you see anything wrong, or want to chime in with your opinion, post it loudly in the comments below. Thanks for stopping by!

-Chris

A Very Special Snazzy Suits Column

… In which I recall memories of my dad

Hi, everybody! Sorry for being late on my deadline again, but this has been a bit of a weird week for me.

As some may know, this is actually my freshman year of college as well as my first year away from home. So this is the first occasion of me missing my dad’s birthday on account of me not being present with my family; compound that with a slight cold and last week left me feeling a bit homesick.

So – both as a means of providing catharsis and as a special gift to my father – I’ve decided to do something special this week. Presented here in no particular order are 49 fond memories/moments that I have of/share with my dad, in honor of his nearly half-century of living. (Hat Tip: The Cosby Show).

1. When he told me what 36-24-36 meant when I was 12 (I liked The Commodore’s “Brick House” as a kid).

2.  When he stumbled upon my sister’s recording of The Naked Brothers Band on our DVR with the display showing it as “The Naked Brothers.”

3. When he was able to get a piece of soap out of my eye through mystic Dad magic.

4. When he told me his favorite cartoon character was Foghorn Leghorn.

5. When I explained to him what a hipster was.

6. When my family and I watched Inception.

7. When he totally forgot he saw Inception only a year after we had seen it together.

8. When he took me to see The Terminal.

9. When we were at a Halloween-themed county fair and he dangled me above a pit filled with green fog and animatronic monsters.

10. When he took my sister and me to “take-your-child-to-work” day.

11. When I was really excited to eat the freeze-dried, packaged army food that he brought home (they were essentially sub-par crackers, but I still cherished them).

12. Whenever he took my sister and me to Rock Island arsenal to play around on the office chairs; or rather when my sister and I took it upon ourselves to play around with the office chairs when he took us to Rock Island.

13. When he showed me a piece of shrapnel that he collected from an IED that was set off beside him while he was on a tour of duty in the Middle East.

14. When I truly became aware of his mortality after he had shown me the shrapnel piece.

15. That one time he was playing on my pogo stick and did a huge pratfall.

16. The first time he nearly cut me with his chin stubble.

17. When he went into my Nana and Papa’s pool with jean shorts and I thought he was a rebel.

18. When I came to visit his tiny apartment that he had been living in while stationed in Georgia.

19. When he came home from a bout of roller skating with blood patches all over his body (he thought it would be a good idea to take on a steep hill near our neighborhood).

20. When, on our way to the hospital to treat the blood patches, the only real emotion he displayed was mild annoyance.

21. When I found out the reason he had staples in his head were due to running into a wall and falling on the floor.

22. When I found out that he used to have a “skinny frame.”

23. When I looked at old pictures of him in his photo album and didn’t recognize who he was.

24. When I found the perfect word to describe his head – square.

25. When he spoke at my elementary school about his job and I was the coolest kid in the room for a day.

26. Whenever he took me to work out with him and we got crispy chicken wraps from McDonald’s afterwards.

27. When he chuckled after I sang the name-dropping parts of Whitney Houston’s “I’m Every Woman,” because we had heard it THAT many times on the radio.

28. When he made a sharp left turn to get into a parking lot when an oncoming car was really close. I laugh about it now, but I think it was the closest I’ve ever come to having my life flash before my eyes.

28. When I had a dream that he died and I woke up with tears in my eyes (I was 17).

30. When I had cut my sister’s hair and realized that it was possible for me to get into trouble.

31. When he had corrected a paper about all the times he wasn’t able to papers while he was stationed in Iraq.

32. When I gave an impromptu speech at age 10 during the going-away party his co-workers were throwing for him.

33. When he taught me to shave.

34. When he tried to teach me to drive when I was 10.

35. When I knew without fail that he would always park in the back of a parking lot to avoid anybody bumping into his car.

36. When I saw how much his body clenched up whenever he watched Fear Factor

37. When we were singing Afroman’s “Because I Got High” in his old BMW – despite me not knowing what the subject matter was about.

38. When I sang “Because I Got High” to my nana and she fussed at him.

39. Whenever I got into theatrics whenever he played Brian McKnight’s “Start Back at One.”

40. Come to think of it, when I got into theatrics whenever he played “Brick House.”

41. When he was absolutely astounded that I used the word “ordinary” in its proper context (I got it from “Rugrats”).

42. His black leather gloves that he used to wear in his old, brown truck.

43. When I used to call out “Oh Six” in response to his “Ay Phi,” with absolutely no idea as to what any of it meant – other than that it made both of us happy.

44. When he told me to ride my bike when I was without helmet. I ended up with two chipped teeth.

45. When he had took my family, cousins, and me to visit St. Jekyll Island’s fabled rope swing.

46. When I grew the slightest bit envious of my sister, who – through odd circumstances – got to go with Dad to Florida on what was apparently “the best trip ever!”

47. When he and my mom left a video-taped recording of mine and my sister’s favorite Dr. Seuss books while they were away (also, the Bernstein Bears if I recall correctly).

48. When he introduced me to Shazam! and Kung Fu.

49. And perhaps most notable – whenever family members/friends/whomever exclaim in amazement that I look just like him.

Thanks again for dropping by, everybody! With this past black history month it’s been nice reflecting on history of a large scale, but this exercise reminded me how much purpose personal history can signify. Sorry for being so sentimental, back to something different next time.

Take care.

-Chris

RECOMMENDATION: FILMCRITHULK!

I am really glad that this is my first recommendation and that I’m writing about it now. I’ll explain why in a bit, but first a little background.

The Incredible Hulk is a towering, green, muscular, behemoth of a life form that travels around the globe causing untold destruction while doing battle with various creatures and superheroes. He has existed on Earth for at least 40 years, and is often believed to be an immortal being from another planet. In reality, Hulk is the super-powered alter-ego of a scientist who accidentally exposed himself to gamma radiation during an experiment. An exposure that might have killed any other man actually granted this scientist the uncanny ability to transform into the Hulk whenever he is riled – as if something from the mind of Robert Louis Stevenson!

It seemed as though this scientist would never be able experience a normal life again. That is until 2010, when – whether through a miracle of science or some sick joke brought on by nature – the scientist underwent a process that made Hulk his default entity while retaining most of the knowledge and mannerisms of his former-self. Hulk now operates under the banner (heh) of FILMCRITHULK!, a media-savvy writer and fellow WordPress user with considerable knowledge in film and other aspects of popular culture.

He specializes in writing insightful, contemplative, (and lengthy) essays primarily about the nature of film and how it’s perceived by the public. As per his Hulk-iness, FILMCRITHULK! has the tendency to write in all-caps. Curiously though, he is perfectly able to maintain his human persona when engaged in public speaking, such as podcasts. He also does some occasional acting-work and rocks purple shorts like nobody’s business.

 

I am particularly pleased to write about FILMCRITHULK! as my first recommendation because he was one of the deciding factors for me to take my blog seriously. I actually created Snazzy Suits in July of 2011, but for one reason or other I never properly posted anything. It wasn’t until I found out about FILMCRITHULK! and read his (again, lengthy) columns that I wanted to challenge myself and write more material in faster time.

The reason why I’m glad I’m writing about FILMCRITHULK! now is because it comes in the wake of a few of his most recent columns. I think they fit what Snazzy Suits is trying to accomplish and they also happen to be my personal favorites:

SCREENWRITING 101 (Part 1) & (Part 2); and WHY YOU LOVE MOVIES.

On their own, the columns are thoroughly excellent reads that might open people to new areas of interest. But for aspiring writers and fellow movie lovers, they can provide invaluable, entertaining advice on the subject of writing, and be a great reminder of the seemingly small quirks of life that constantly connect people, respectively.

There are a lot of good things to say about FILMCRITHULK! (humorous, knowledgeable, hard-working, well-written despite the all-caps, etc.). However, one of the aspects I most admire about him is his desire to promote thoughtful, rational discussion on the internet through subject matter that he has a close relationship with. It’s a worthy pursuit and one I am aiming to practice through Snazzy Suits

In addition to the links I provided above, you can find the general expanse of his work HERE and HERE.

I wholly recommend reading his columns. If you consider yourself a film buff, want to work in the film industry, or are just looking for thoughtful material to read, I don’t think you can go wrong.

Hope I’ve been of some assistance.

-Chris

 

Endnotes:

*It’s a common complaint that the all-caps nature of FILMCRITHULK!’s work gives people a major headache. If that’s the case I would recommend using this to make it lower-case. But be warned, you might miss out on the fun of reading intelligent arguments in the Hulk’s voice.

**Also, some of his columns (and the sites his work can be found on) have some light cussing. As such, I give a rating of PG-Sophomore, meaning that mature sophomores in high school should be able to handle the reading without a problem.

***Just to be safe, let’s say PG-Junior.

****A quick side note: FILMCRITHULK! is really fun to have typed out among an otherwise standard paper. It’s like having a Dali mustache painted over your portrait.

Well- This is Awkward

Hey everyone.

Alright, I know what you’re thinking: “Two weeks into the relationship and this guy neglects his promises. I should have listened to my girlfriend Tasha and stuck with the HuffingtonPost.”

I totally get where you’re coming from. And I promise baby, I’m going to make it up to you. I have two new posts that I plan on having up by today that will hopefully show you a little more of me and broaden your interests. Plus, I have a little something special for Valentine’s Day.

Don’t give up on something you know is real. Don’t give up on us.

-With Love,

Chris

P.S. I also have a new email set-up so we can key-stroke sweet nothings to our eyes. Feel free to contact me at snazzysuits@gmail.com.